Whack the pest!!

Posted: 10 May, 2007 by kinz in At Random, Random Snapshots

Today I’m here to tell a short story based on the true life of a pest..

<Story Mode> ON

Once upon a time (probably few weeks ago) a lil baby lizard hatched from it’s egg.. It was a new life to the home, and to the world.. It began to learn how to survive on it’s own.. Looking for food and shelter.. It found a cozy, clean and peaceful place to rest.. (FCUK!! It was my room!!) It was being chased off that place many times since then.. Few weeks later, it tried to come into this wonderful place again.. This time, it was trying to get further inside.. Heading to a pile of sneakers boxes..

<Story Mode> OFF

I got freaking pissed, roll up some newspapers, walk towards it slowly.. Very slowly.. So it wouldn’t notice my footsteps..

And then…

SMACK!!!

and

SMACK!!! (Repeatedly)

It’s tail broke, legs got cut, and some wound on its body…

Kinz : “GET THE FCUK OUT OF THIS ROOM B!TCH!!!”

THE END!!

This was based on a true story happened on Thursday, 10th May 2007 12.30am.. No harm was being done onto any animals as told in the story.. (yea right.. It is already dead..)

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Comments
  1. Emily T says:

    Ohmygawd you’re so cruel!! It makes me sick and queasy just looking at the picture. Lizards are harmless okay. Just chase them out of your room. I sleep with lizards above and below me (my bed). Ahh, peace.

    You know what will haunt you after this? The mosquitoes!

  2. ye says:

    OMG.

    sai mm sai put the pic ar?? it’s so kasihan and gross at the same time. xx

  3. kinz says:

    C’mon guyz. Its a pest!!! You hafta get rid of them…

  4. st says:

    dam gross la k….i nearly vomited out my swiss roll looking at that pic…eew!

  5. ea says:

    Damn gross la you talking bout your swiss roll vomit. eew!
    hahaha.

    Kinz you fktard

  6. kinz says:

    Hahaha.. So who’s more gross? st or me? I think st.. Hahaha.. ea, u’r a fuktard too.. u got moires!!! pantat kari ayam!!!

  7. marianne says:

    are these mACRO shots you’re talking about????????

  8. kinz says:

    Its up to u to consider macro or not, but i didn’t use macro mode la. You siao arr, go so near the dead cicak to get macro shots… this is 41X zoom + manual focus…

  9. marianne says:

    THIS IS DAMN FRIGGING GROSSSSSSSSSSSS OK. macro is not grossssss.

  10. kinz says:

    Hahahaah.. Would u like to receive that picture as a post card? Hahahha.. Kinda cool tho.. and its not THATTT grosss la.. Try starring a few more times..

  11. marianne says:

    NO
    I STILL WONT LOOK AT IT. GROSSSSSSSS

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